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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via upper-lip-kisses)

LOOK AT THE DOG

-me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via spockular)

(via upper-lip-kisses)

gorgeous-little-killjoys:

Matt Nicholls of Bring Me The Horizon on Warped Tour 2013 by Adam Elmakias 

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(via sorry)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

darrynek:

i’m in AP lunch

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via hate)

fishingboatproceeds:

Hanging out with @akilahh doing fun secret projects.

netflixer:

gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,.  nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????

(via markcefalojr)